A Very Die Hard Christmas

A Very Die Hard Christmas
Written by Jeff Schell
Directed by Mark Siano

November 21st - November 29th, 2026

Village Theatre Everett
2710 Wetmore Ave
Everett, WA 98201

December 3rd - December 20th, 2026

Seattle Public Theatre
7312 West Green Lake Dr N
Seattle, WA 98103

Yippie Ki Yay, it's a Christmas miracle! Coming back this holiday season, from the comedy writers that have had Seattle in stitches for decades, comes A Very Die Hard Christmas, a musical parody that is sure to blow the roof off the joint. Sketch writers from The Habit team up with Seattle Public Theater to create this holiday comedy perfect for those who like their Christmas entertainment with lots of action, 80s jokes, smooth soft rock jams, and snarky German terrorists.